Big Weekend At The Box Office

Funny People is the best thing Adam Sandler’s done in 10 years and it still made $11 million less than I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry in its opening weekend, which is why I don’t clean up dog poop and purposely piss on the seat in public restrooms.  You deserve this, America.  Regardless, its $23.4 million debut was good enough for number one on this year’s worst box office weekend overall.But those sh*tty box office numbers are good news for anyone hoping to see some flaming turds get stomped, and get stomped they did.  The $45 million budgeted (yet oddly direct-to-DVD-looking) Aliens in the Attic debuted at $7.8 million — suck it, Fox — while Jerry Bruckheimer’s $150 million G-Force (which had three fart jokes in the trailer) still has a long way to go with its total now at $66.5 mil.  Fingers crossed that continues to go down faster than Brett Ratner on a plate of taquitos.  Katherine Heigl"" target="_blank">Katherine Heigl’s epic snatch napkin The Ugly Truth also fell 53% in its second weekend, down to $13 million.  Meanwhile Harry Potter performed respectably, and I managed to totally not care about it for the second week in a row.

1	Funny People	$23,440,000	$7,793	$23,440,000
2	Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince	$17,700,000 (-39.9%)	$4,029	$255,463,000
3	G-Force	$17,058,000 (-46.2%)	$4,614	$66,461,000
4	The Ugly Truth	$13,000,000 (-52.9%)	$4,511	$54,481,000
5	Aliens in the Attic	$7,800,000	$2,511	$7,800,000
6	Orphan	$7,250,000 (-43.7%)	$2,636	$26,791,000
7	Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs	$5,300,000 (-37.0%)	$1,922	$181,843,000
8	The Hangover	$5,080,000 (-21.4%)	$2,453	$255,776,000
9	The Proposal	$4,848,000 (-24.0%)	$1,991	$148,882,000
10	Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen	$4,600,000 (-43.4%)	$1,752	$388,101,000

That The Hangover is still in the top ten in its ninth week is pretty insane.  If you haven’t seen it, you’re officially captain of the lame-ohs.[via CHUD, LA Times, BoxOfficeMojo]GET MORE LIKE THIS AT FILMDRUNK.COM !